2021-11-02

Set 11 · Episode 529

Swiggy

Bucket PullManWhite

Career avg·2.50 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.28 punch density·1.63 tag density·2 sets

This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.35 punch density·2.50 tag density

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Skips to 1:30:11 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Yo, yo, I actually went to get a massage a little bit ago.

It was like a few months ago,

I went to get it, it was 160 bucks,

it's fucking expensive.

I'm like, yo, as soon as the masseuse came out,

it dawned on me, you know,

like she started taking a robe off, got naked.

I'm like, yo, she's probably like a sex slave,

like a human trafficker.

I'm like, yo, I gotta save you, you know,

"Shit, get your shit together. Let's get you the fuck out of here real quick."

You finished jerking me off first?

I'm just kidding, I didn't save her. I just came under tits.

[Bit 2]

But as I was leaving, she's like,

"Whoo! Why you coming here?"

You know?

"You're kind of funny. I got a big dick."

You know? "Why you coming here?"

I'm like, "Yo, lady, not a very good salesperson, are you?"

If anything, you should be like,

"Whoo! That's the best pussy I had. That's where you come to get it."

You know? It's the only place to get it.

I'm like, bitch trying to make a sale.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Rescuing a trafficked sex worker implies selflessness, but reveals a request to finish the handjob.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupYo, yo, I actually went to get a massage a little bit ago.

setupIt was like a few months ago,

setupI went to get it, it was 160 bucks,

setupit's fucking expensive.

setupI'm like, yo, as soon as the masseuse came out,

setupit dawned on me, you know,

setuplike she started taking a robe off, got naked.

setupI'm like, yo, she's probably like a sex slave,

setuplike a human trafficker.

setupI'm like, yo, I gotta save you, you know,

setup"Shit, get your shit together. Let's get you the fuck out of here real quick."

punchlineYou finished jerking me off first?

tagI'm just kidding, I didn't save her. I just came under tits.