2026-01-27

Set 12 · Episode 753

Anthony Walton

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Career avg·3.00 bits/set·3.50 beats/set·0.70 punch density·1.08 tag density·4 sets

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.58 punch density·1.33 tag density

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Skips to 1:48:27 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I just moved out of my parents' house

for the third time in my life.

It's great 'cause I had to go outside

every time I wanted to masturbate.

Let me tell you something.

Jerking off in a car really sucks.

Especially when you don't own one.

Whole lot of door jingling, you know.

It's a whole new meaning to carjacking.

[Bit 2]

Are y'all familiar with Clifford?

Yeah, hell yeah, we got some readers

here in the mothership.

It's a good thing he was neutered, right?

Can you imagine his big red balls just swinging?

Destroying cities would've been catastrophic.

[Bit 3]

I just lost my father recently.

Don't worry, we found him.

He was just in the next room dead.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“"Carjacking" can mean stealing a car or masturbating in someone else's car.”

Joke Type

double-meaning

Lines

setupI just moved out of my parents' house

setupfor the third time in my life.

setupIt's great 'cause I had to go outside

setupevery time I wanted to masturbate.

setupJerking off in a car really sucks.

punchlineEspecially when you don't own one.

tagWhole lot of door jingling, you know.

tagIt's a whole new meaning to carjacking.