Anthony Walton on Kill Tony
4 sets·3.00 bits/set·3.50 beats/set·0.70 punch density·1.08 tag density
About Anthony Walton's sets
Anthony Walton has done 4 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #397 (13 Oct 2019) and the latest on episode #753 (27 Jan 2026).
Anthony Walton came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Anthony Walton has performed for guest panels including Jim Breuer, Sam Tallent, Luis J Gomez and Joe List.
Anthony Walton averages 0.70 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 88% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
Anthony Walton's punch density went from 0.42 in the first set to 0.58 in the latest.
On average Anthony Walton follows each punchline with 1.08 tags.
Of the 14 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 6 are misdirect jokes, ahead of reframe (5).
Appearances
Jokes from Anthony Walton's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #75327 Jan 2026
Are y'all familiar with Clifford? It's a good thing he was neutered, right?
Can you imagine his big red balls just swinging?
Destroying cities would've been catastrophic.
I just lost my father recently.
Don't worry, we found him.
He was just in the next room dead.
KT #6997 Jan 2025
Don't have any kids so to make sure that happens. I like to practice extra safe sex
That's what I pull out and come in a dude
That was just a joke.
To any gays in the audience, sorry for the stolen baller.
My parents had me at an old age where the doctor told my mom that she should get an abortion because I was going to come out blind deaf and retarded. His words.
Instead I came out half blind, half deaf and I'm pretty sure I'm autistic.
I can't afford the test so I'm taking everyone else's word for it.
KT #6756 Aug 2024
Howdy, oh boy I used to get bullied a lot
At home
Yeah, Mexicans are vicious, you know
They like to pick your biggest insecurity and use it as your nickname.
You know, first all my cousins would call me Chino, then the kids, then all the teachers,
which people thought it was my real name.
Which I guess makes more sense than Anthony.
KT #39713 Oct 2019
Ever since I was a little boy, people would think I was adopted. They'd be like, "Look there, Sheila. The Waltons flottin' their money around.
They even got themselves a Chinese baby."
I thought my family was like the Waltons that owned Walmart.
Even though we lived in a trailer park, thank you.