William Montgomery

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This set·5 bits·5 beats·0.50 punch density·1.00 tag density

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[Bit 1]

Not sure about y'all, but every day is President's Day

at my house.

I don't need a special sale to celebrate.

[Bit 2]

No, but seriously, for President's Day this year,

I'm going as Warren G. Hardoo.

[Bit 3]

California has built a border wall

that has anti-climbing technology.

Gavin Newsom defended the wall, saying,

I'm tired of revolutionary talents like Tony Hinchcliffe

leaving our great state.

Gavin didn't want Tony to leave California!

Ha!

[Bit 4]

Quick housekeeping announcement,

but if you're the driver of a 2003 White and Beige Honda Accord,

yo car busted as fuck!

Shit, why yo ass ain't gettin' anti-tag, huh?

I'd rather drive Princess Diana through a tunnel in Paris

I'm gonna embarrass and drive that piece of shit.

[Bit 5]

And also I was just wondering, do you get PTO in the CIA?

I'm trying to decide if I want the job or not.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Life at home could be daily President's Day.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupNot sure about y'all, but every day is President's Day

punchlineat my house.

tagI don't need a special sale to celebrate.