Hans Kim

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This set·3 bits·7 beats·0.39 punch density·0.00 tag density

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Skips to 52:03 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Good to see Trump and Biden going at it,

locking horns, battling for supremacy.

It's Kendrick versus Drake for white people.

Trump is obviously Kendrick 'cause he's a winner

and he's actually black.

And Biden's obviously Drake 'cause he's a sleepy pedophile.

[Bit 2]

I bought a gun recently.

Thank you, let's go shoot each other later.

And I love having a gun.

I know I'm supposed to use it to defend

against the government,

but it's so much easier just to shoot people.

They're everywhere and they keep cutting me off in traffic.

[Bit 3]

I feel like ladies can be a little bit ungrateful.

Everything men invented was for the approval of women

and women, they still aren't happy.

Probably 'cause of all the sexual assaults we keep doing.

I'm gonna like, "Hey, could you please stop raping us?"

And men are like, "The best I can do

is the internal combustion engine."

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Trump vs Biden battle is like Kendrick vs Drake because both share winner-loser racial dynamics.”

Joke Type

analogy

Lines

setupGood to see Trump and Biden going at it,

setuplocking horns, battling for supremacy.

punchlineIt's Kendrick versus Drake for white people.