Set 16 · Episode 666
Hans Kim
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Career avg·3.24 bits/set·4.24 beats/set·0.59 punch density·0.49 tag density·49 sets
This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.26 punch density·0.75 tag density
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[Bit 1]
I'm a huge fan of gay people.
Okay, I think gay people are the best.
because gay people...
gay people only have sex with other gay people.
Take a lesson, black people.
[Bit 2]
But I understand homophobia because being gay is only minority group you can enter just by being drunk.
You can't get too drunk and turn Indian.
Your friends aren't gonna be like, "Dude, you were saying some real Indian shit to me last night."
"You kept telling me to restart my modem."
[Bit 3]
A lot of people nowadays are worried that immigrants are bringing drugs across the border.
Who are these losers buying drugs off immigrants?
Who's going up to an immigrant like, "Ola, Consuela.
Tienes, psilocybin, mushrooms.
Molly Porfavor.
I have way better drugs than immigrants."
[Bit 4]
My friend David Lucas recently got cancelled
for saying a joke about George Floyd,
George Floyd, which I don't think makes any sense.
Because David Lucas is a black life.
And I think he matters.
George Floyd is dead.
It's true, there's a video of it.
Technically, he doesn't matter anymore.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Admiring gay exclusivity implies virtue, but reveals a racial birth-rate complaint.”
Joke Type
misdirectLines
setupI'm a huge fan of gay people.
setupOkay, I think gay people are the best.
setupbecause gay people...
setupgay people only have sex with other gay people.
punchlineTake a lesson, black people.