Set 11 · Episode 666
JP Hinsdale
Bucket PullBisexual
Career avg·2.50 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.28 punch density·0.50 tag density·2 sets
This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.22 punch density·1.00 tag density
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[Bit 1]
I remember when I grew up here,
I was always afraid of things as a kid.
I noticed as I got older,
My fears have changed.
Like my new fear is microplastics.
You know about this, apparently there's like
microscopic plastic in everything that we eat and drink.
Like we all consume about a credit card's worth
of plastic a week.
I consume about three 'cause I have bad credit.
[Bit 2]
But there is so much plastic inside of us
it's actually mutating our DNA.
This is true.
There's babies being born today with smaller testicles.
Yeah, you want to hear something more fucked up?
There's just guys going around measuring baby testicles
and nobody's doing anything about it.
Like, I guess it's cool that the Catholic Church believes
in science, but--
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“"a credit card's worth" can mean a unit of measurement or a financial object.”
Joke Type
double-meaningLines
setupI remember when I grew up here,
setupI was always afraid of things as a kid.
setupI noticed as I got older,
setupMy fears have changed.
setupLike my new fear is microplastics.
setupYou know about this, apparently there's like
setupmicroscopic plastic in everything that we eat and drink.
setupLike we all consume about a credit card's worth
setupof plastic a week.
punchlineI consume about three 'cause I have bad credit.