JP Hinsdale on Kill Tony
6 sets·2.67 bits/set·3.67 beats/set·0.55 punch density·0.55 tag density
About JP Hinsdale's sets
JP Hinsdale has done 6 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #487 (12 Jan 2021) and the latest on episode #737 (30 Sept 2025).
JP Hinsdale came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
JP Hinsdale has performed for guest panels including Ian Bagg, Brian Holtzman, Joe Derosa and Ari Matti.
JP Hinsdale averages 0.55 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 74% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
JP Hinsdale's punch density went from 1.71 in the first set to 0.33 in the latest.
On average JP Hinsdale follows each punchline with 0.55 tags.
Of the 22 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 7 are reframe jokes, ahead of misdirect (6).
Appearances
| Episode | Date | Guest panel | Bits | Punch density | Tag density |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| KT #737 | 30 Sept 2025 | Ian Bagg, Brian Holtzman | 2 | 0.33 | 0.67 |
| KT #724Big Joke Book | 24 June 2025 | Joe Derosa, Ari Matti | 3 | 0.31 | 0.00 |
| KT #698 | 31 Dec 2024 | Sam Tallent, Ari Shaffir | 4 | 0.38 | 0.25 |
| KT #666 | - | Post Malone, Tim Dillon, Dr Phil (Adam Ray) | 2 | 0.22 | 1.00 |
| KT #656 | 26 Mar 2024 | Mark Normand, Dan Soder | 3 | 0.33 | 0.00 |
| KT #487 | 12 Jan 2021 | First Austin Show! | 2 | 1.71 | 1.40 |
Jokes from JP Hinsdale's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #73730 Sept 2025
That's what's up. I'm single. Shut the fuck up.
I'll jump.
Okay?
I warned you.
Like, stay where you are. I'm out here in the wilderness. There's nothing out here for you.
It's just darkness on the edge of town.
KT #72424 June 2025
I was in Galveston recently.
Yeah, I went to the Gulf of America.
in their hiring practices. Have you guys heard about this? >> Yeah, there's the -- ICE has this new program, 30 for 30. They want 30% women officers by
2030. Oh, yeah. Way to go, ladies. You broke the glass ceiling. >> Okay. All right. JP.
KT #69831 Dec 2024
It's weird, it's like the governor wants us
to open carry everything, including a baby to term.
Listen, I'm not dumb enough to think I should have an opinion on abortion. I do think it's funny that a guy in a wheelchair doesn't believe in accidents.
Because my mom does.
KT #666
microscopic plastic in everything that we eat and drink. Like we all consume about a credit card's worth of plastic a week.
I consume about three 'cause I have bad credit.
There's babies being born today with smaller testicles. Yeah, you want to hear something more fucked up? There's just guys going around measuring baby testicles
and nobody's doing anything about it.
Like, I guess it's cool that the Catholic Church believes
in science, but--
KT #65626 Mar 2024
I was at a strip club during the day recently. I wasn't there for any particular reason,
I was just trying to get my mom's engagement ring back.
Seeing a strip club during the day is weird too. Seeing a strip club during the day is kind of like seeing Batman during the day.
They both got cool costumes, but you can see the scars.
KT #48712 Jan 2021
So I've been reading the Bible a lot because a friend died.
And is it just me or is the Immaculate Conception like the biggest fucking bluff in history?
Seriously, I mean, were just people just gullible back then?
And does that make God like a deadbeat dad
since he didn't show up till the end?