William Montgomery

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Career avg·4.13 bits/set·4.51 beats/set·0.61 punch density·0.57 tag density·101 sets

This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.45 punch density·0.25 tag density

Watch William Montgomery’s set

Skips to 2:50:36 in the episode

[Bit 1]

This is my impression of a top 40 DJ hosting a countdown.

And clocking in at number six, Mariah Carey with Butterfly.

A new hit that's right already flooding the airwaves

with that stank ass pussy.

[Bit 2]

If your dog comes out as trans,

you might not be a redneck.

[Bit 3]

In an effort to become more inclusive,

the Boy Scouts are changing their name to "Scouting America."

This will allow girls to experience

the same sexual abuse that the boys have.

Also, the tents aren't gonna clean themselves!

[Bit 4]

Red band's so fat, on his cheat day,

he weighs his options.

on how to kill himself!

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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“A polished DJ introduction implies professional presentation, but reveals crude vulgarity.”

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setupThis is my impression of a top 40 DJ hosting a countdown.

setupAnd clocking in at number six, Mariah Carey with Butterfly.

setupA new hit that's right already flooding the airwaves

punchlinewith that stank ass pussy.