Hans Kim

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Career avg·3.24 bits/set·4.24 beats/set·0.59 punch density·0.49 tag density·49 sets

This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.63 punch density·1.50 tag density

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Skips to 1:24:44 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I think if I have a son, I would want him to be gay.

'Cause then he'll fuck.

I don't want him to have the sex life of a straight dude.

That's gay.

[Bit 2]

Gay people fuck.

Gay people were fucking during the AIDS epidemic.

My girlfriend won't fuck me if I have a cold.

It's just a whole 'nother level out there.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Wanting a gay son implies progressive values, but reveals desire for a son who gets laid.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI think if I have a son, I would want him to be gay.

punchline'Cause then he'll fuck.

tagI don't want him to have the sex life of a straight dude.

tagThat's gay.