Hans Kim

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Career avg·3.24 bits/set·4.24 beats/set·0.59 punch density·0.49 tag density·49 sets

This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.23 punch density·0.50 tag density

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Skips to 10:04 in the episode

[Bit 1]

It's good to be here, I was in Dallas recently

and I got a girl into my hotel room.

But she didn't wanna have sex with me.

She was like, "I don't want you to just fuck me

"and then forget about me."

I was like, "Well, if you don't fuck me,

"I'm definitely gonna forget about you."

Also have more confidence in your pussy game.

[Bit 2]

I, uh, I love how every Marvel movie is now about alternative multiple universes.

'Cause it's so relatable and practical for my everyday life.

It's like, why don't you just stay in one universe and write a good story

instead of telling a shitty story over multiple universes?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Being forgotten after sex implies casual indifference, but reveals sex is the only thing making someone memorable.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupIt's good to be here, I was in Dallas recently

setupand I got a girl into my hotel room.

setupBut she didn't wanna have sex with me.

setupShe was like, "I don't want you to just fuck me

setup"and then forget about me."

setupI was like, "Well, if you don't fuck me,

punchline"I'm definitely gonna forget about you."

tagAlso have more confidence in your pussy game.