2022-08-16

Set 4 · Episode 570

Lino Rodriguez

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Career avg·3.50 bits/set·4.25 beats/set·0.61 punch density·1.09 tag density·4 sets

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.55 punch density·2.67 tag density

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Skips to 39:44 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Period sex is a lot like ramen noodles

when you think about it, right?

Think about it, hear me out.

It's never your first choice.

But if you're offered it, you're like,

"Ah, I can eat."

You know?

I never wanna turn down a meal,

unless it's shrimp flavored, I'll pass.

[Bit 2]

If you don't fuck with period sex,

I don't fuck with you,

and that's on blood.

[Bit 3]

God damn it, you know, I love cake, I love cake.

I love those videos on the internet, is it cake?

Y'all seen that shit, man, is it cake?

I was watching porn the other day, right?

And this lady was blowing the guy, like getting into it,

like, ahh.

Then her head fell off, I was like, oh my fuck, it's cake.

Cream started pouring out.

I said, "Holy shit, Boston Cream should've known.

"Should've known.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Period sex is like ramen noodles because both are unappealing but acceptable when available.”

Joke Type

analogy

Lines

setupPeriod sex is a lot like ramen noodles

setupwhen you think about it, right?

setupThink about it, hear me out.

punchlineIt's never your first choice.

tagBut if you're offered it, you're like,

tag"Ah, I can eat."

tagYou know?

tagI never wanna turn down a meal,

tagunless it's shrimp flavored, I'll pass.