Lino Rodriguez on Kill Tony
5 sets·3.00 bits/set·4.20 beats/set·0.69 punch density·1.20 tag density
About Lino Rodriguez's sets
Lino Rodriguez has done 5 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #570 (16 Aug 2022) and the latest on episode #750 (30 Dec 2025).
Lino Rodriguez came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Lino Rodriguez has performed for guest panels including Lance Armstrong, Matt Mccusker, Tim Butterly and Sam Tallent.
Lino Rodriguez averages 0.69 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 86% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
Lino Rodriguez's punch density went from 0.35 in the first set to 1.22 in the latest.
On average Lino Rodriguez follows each punchline with 1.20 tags.
Of the 21 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 5 are hyperbole jokes, ahead of double-meaning (5).
Appearances
| Episode | Date | Guest panel | Bits | Punch density | Tag density |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| KT #750Big Joke Book | 30 Dec 2025 | Lance Armstrong, Matt Mccusker, Tim Butterly | 1 | 1.22 | 1.75 |
| KT #698Small Joke Book | 31 Dec 2024 | Sam Tallent, Ari Shaffir | 4 | 0.33 | 0.20 |
| KT #660 | 23 Apr 2024 | Elaine, Ian Edwards | 5 | 0.92 | 1.40 |
| KT #658 | 9 Apr 2024 | Joe Rogan, Tucker Carlson, Jim Norton | 2 | 0.62 | 1.00 |
| KT #570 | 16 Aug 2022 | Annie Lederman | 3 | 0.35 | 1.67 |
Jokes from Lino Rodriguez's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #75030 Dec 2025
He had a cock that was so big. How big was it?
He had a cock that was so big I thought to myself, "How is this guy homeless?"
"How is this guy homeless?"
"I got what I got, I got a place."
And before I knew it he started to helicopter dick at me. And it was so big I could hear the sound.
The motherfucker was powering the Midwest by himself.
KT #69831 Dec 2024
I'm trying to be sober. I'm trying to smoke cigarettes and drink coffee and the occasional cocaine and prostitute.
I call it New York sober.
That's the same reason why I listen to Yacht Rock on my canoe.
KT #66023 Apr 2024
I started to think about how I like to do Molly
and compliment bald people on their eyebrows, you know?
They don't really hear that anymore.
I actually think they should start dying their heads
like Easter eggs.
That'd be fucking, all right.
KT #6589 Apr 2024
You know, no one ever looked at my club feet
and was like, "Yo, nine iron."
"Come get some of this pussy."
I like to look at a woman with scoliosis
and be like, "Hey, little cinnamon twist."
"Let me break that back some more."
KT #57016 Aug 2022
Period sex is a lot like ramen noodles when you think about it, right? Think about it, hear me out.
It's never your first choice.
If you don't fuck with period sex, I don't fuck with you,
and that's on blood.