William Montgomery

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This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.13 punch density·0.00 tag density

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[Bit 1]

Word to the wise, don't have sex with Miss Amy O

unless you're prepared to get bombarded by text messages.

[Bit 2]

Nancy Pelosi is currently flying to Taiwan

despite threats trying to shoot her plane down.

In related news, Nancy Pelosi's husband

just bought a bunch of stock in a body bag company.

[Bit 3]

Religious scholars have long dispelled conspiracy theories

that Jesus Christ had a brother.

However, archeologists recently dug up evidence

that God may have had a second son,

that Jesus may have had a twin named Aphex.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Sex with a needy comic could be a route to endless text messages.”

Joke Type

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Lines

setupWord to the wise, don't have sex with Miss Amy O

punchlineunless you're prepared to get bombarded by text messages.