Hank Garza

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This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.44 punch density·0.40 tag density·Large Joke Book

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Skips to 37:01 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Guys, believe it or not, I was actually born prematurely.

My dad came quick.

[Bit 2]

The other day, I was out in public with my dog,

and it took a shit, and I didn't have a bag.

And I did that move, you know, and I was like,

"Man, is this what white guilt feels like?"

"Having to make excuses for animals?"

[Bit 3]

Oh, yeah, boss.

They look like a skinny Mexican.

And they talk like a "Ho yo yo yo ho yo yo yo."

Yo, that's the Japanese scene

the Navajo Code Talkers for the first time.

Little history for your ass.

[Bit 4]

Um, before I was a dad, I was a drug addict,

and I thought I was gonna be a terrible father.

So I found out that being a drug addict and being a dad,

Zach's ain't fucking life.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“"Prematurely" can mean early birth or ejaculating too quickly.”

Joke Type

double-meaning

Lines

setupGuys, believe it or not, I was actually born prematurely.

punchlineMy dad came quick.