David Lucas

RegularBlackMan

Career avg·2.73 bits/set·3.88 beats/set·0.64 punch density·1.32 tag density·49 sets

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.78 punch density·1.33 tag density

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[Bit 1]

I'm glad they made the show "You" on Netflix,

so the rest of the world can see how crazy white men are.

Like, y'all try to act like niggas is crazy,

but this nigga is through the roof.

He stalking and killing bitches, you know?

[Bit 2]

But white people been crazy a long ass time.

Y'all just used to hide that shit in y'all music.

For real.

Aerosmith, they were psychos.

I can stay awake just to hear you breathing.

Does that not sound like a crazy motherfucker?

[Bit 3]

What bigger is they right by

when they stay awake to hear a bitch breathing?

Maybe you can stay awake so you can give me some pussy, but.

Stay awake to hear you breathing, motherfucker.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“White male stalker insanity is widely understood but rarely centered in crime discourse.”

Joke Type

elephant-in-the-room

Lines

setupI'm glad they made the show "You" on Netflix,

punchlineso the rest of the world can see how crazy white men are.

tagLike, y'all try to act like niggas is crazy,

tagbut this nigga is through the roof.

tagHe stalking and killing bitches, you know?