Michael Lehrer

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Career avg·9.57 bits/set·10.29 beats/set·0.66 punch density·0.46 tag density·14 sets

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.55 punch density·1.00 tag density

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[Bit 1]

I'm crippled.

I can barely speak.

And I still have a girlfriend.

It just goes to show you,

chicks don't like fat guys.

[Bit 2]

I call my girlfriend Munchy,

'Cause I think I'm a victim of Munchausen syndrome.

Ha, ha, just kidding.

Ha, ha, not like she would be honest with me anyway.

Ha, ha, love you Munchy.

[Bit 3]

She's always asking if I need to use the party when I'm hanging with my homies.

She's so fucking lucky I need her for everything.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Romantic success despite disabilities implies hope, but reveals only fatness is disqualifying.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI'm crippled.

setupI can barely speak.

setupAnd I still have a girlfriend.

setupIt just goes to show you,

punchlinechicks don't like fat guys.