William Montgomery

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Career avg·4.13 bits/set·4.51 beats/set·0.61 punch density·0.57 tag density·101 sets

This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.38 punch density·0.25 tag density

Watch William Montgomery’s set

Skips to 1:12:27 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Knock, knock.

Ghostbusters.

[Bit 2]

If I were a cartel leader,

I'd approach the owners of Instagram and say,

"Hey, we'd like to buy your app.

We're gonna take it in a different direction.

We work for Bennegans."

[Bit 3]

As y'all know, I'm from Memphis,

so Martin Luther King means a lot to me.

Without him, a lot of tour guides

in Memphis wouldn't have a job.

They'd be cooking for Bennegans.

[Bit 4]

A lot of people don't know this, but I had a close friend who died on 9/11.

He's Muslim, and he ended up going up to the same heaven as the terrorist.

And what he was saying to me is, "Those virgins aren't that hot."

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A knock-knock format implies a punchline, but reveals only a random answer.”

Joke Type

anti-humor

Lines

setupKnock, knock.

punchlineGhostbusters.