David Lucas

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[Bit 1]

A lot of people always try to say like the South is the most racist place in the world,

But the most racist place in America would have to be YouTube comments.

It's Uncle Tom's cabin in that motherfucker.

[Bit 2]

I can call a nigga in YouTube comments without even having a profile picture.

I'm like, "How the fuck do you know I'm black?"

He's like, "It's the way you use run-on sentences."

I'm like, "All right, touche."

[Bit 3]

Another racist thing that a lot of people don't think about, like the most racist things

that we learned in elementary school would have to be nursery rhymes. Nursery rhymes are

racist as shit. Like the most racist nursery rhyme we learned as kids was "Baba Black Sheep."

You guys know the lyrics? It goes like this, "Baba Black Sheep, have you any wool? Yassa,

yassa three bags full. One for my master." Like, "Hold up, what the fuck these white people got me

- I'm gonna be reading in the second grade.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Racism in America could be most visible in online comment sections.”

Joke Type

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setupA lot of people always try to say like the South is the most racist place in the world,

punchlineBut the most racist place in America would have to be YouTube comments.

tagIt's Uncle Tom's cabin in that motherfucker.