Mike Holder

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[Bit 1]

I've got an embarrassing confession to make.

I've recently learned that spilling the beans

does not mean fumbling a hot Latina.

I don't understand these phrases.

I'm from Sudan, I'm not American.

I just moved here five years ago, and as you can imagine,

I've been misgendering people left and right

or so-called that.

Until I learn, I never have to worry about misgendering

if I just call everybody my n***a.

Makes it a whole lot easier for me.

[Bit 2]

Also learned that in America we don't trust the government.

I mean, what kind of government shuts down?

And then the Air Force said the freezing area 51 program,

or as I like to call it, putting the aliens on ice

has to be the only country in the world

where kids have imaginary friends.

But how come it's always one imaginary friend?

To me that shows that even in their imaginations,

They're still fucking losers.

Fucked up.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“"Spilling the beans" can mean revealing secrets or fumbling a hot Latina.”

Joke Type

double-meaning

Lines

setupI've got an embarrassing confession to make.

setupI've recently learned that spilling the beans

punchlinedoes not mean fumbling a hot Latina.