Jack Shaw

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Career avg·2.73 bits/set·3.91 beats/set·0.35 punch density·0.55 tag density·11 sets

This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.43 punch density·0.50 tag density

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Skips to 28:06 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Recently, a homeless man called me a bitch.

How did he know that about me?

[Bit 2]

I was walking, and I saw this homeless man in a wheelchair,

a sweeping in front of his tent.

And I was thinking to myself,

"Oh, I guess he cares about his curb appeal."

[Bit 3]

So I was looking at him 'cause it was interesting

and apparently I was looking too long

'cause all of a sudden he turned

and he locked eyes with me

and I smiled because I was afraid

and then the homeless man stood up from the wheelchair.

I couldn't believe it.

It was a fucking miracle.

And he points at me and he says,

"You're a fucking bitch, McLovin."

This homeless piece of shit decided to make fun of me

and he was smoking crack out of a Lego, everybody.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A stranger's insult implies external judgment, but reveals self-aware agreement.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupRecently, a homeless man called me a bitch.

punchlineHow did he know that about me?