2026-04-14

Set 1 · Episode 764

Dedrick Flynn

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Career avg·1.82 bits/set·6.09 beats/set·0.56 punch density·1.51 tag density·11 sets

This set·1 bit·4 beats·0.76 punch density·1.60 tag density

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[Bit 1]

Did y'all know that a company can buy your debt

from somebody else?

Jefferson Capital emailed me,

And they said, "Hey, we bought your debt from Sprint.

You owe us money now."

No, nigga, you bought it.

That's yours now.

If I leave a dog outside and you adopt the dog,

it's not on me to feed the dog, right?

That's not America.

That's your debt now.

I know Sprint, nigga, I don't know you.

I know Sarah has sprits.

Sarah know why I couldn't pay

and why I was putting something on it.

Jefferson Capital, nigga, I can't even Google y'all.

what kind of a stupid ass company

buy debt from other people?

That's the same niggas that go online

and they feed the homeless on HD cameras.

What kind of shit?

You think I'm finna, nigga, I see sprint commercials

every day and I go, "Oh, them niggas don't ever see it."

I don't, how dare you come to me like Jesus.

Didn't even, when Jesus paid for our sins,

that nigga never sent me an email being like,

the adultery that you made last year.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Buying debt could be adopting someone else's bill.”

Joke Type

reframe

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setupDid y'all know that a company can buy your debt

setupfrom somebody else?

setupJefferson Capital emailed me,

setupAnd they said, "Hey, we bought your debt from Sprint.

setupYou owe us money now."

punchlineNo, nigga, you bought it.

tagThat's yours now.

tagIf I leave a dog outside and you adopt the dog,

tagit's not on me to feed the dog, right?

tagThat's not America.

tagThat's your debt now.

tagI know Sprint, nigga, I don't know you.