Dedrick Flynn on Kill Tony

- My therapist told me I can't be a YN no more. Uh, YM mean young niggas. And, uh, 'cause one on 35

and that energy is dangerous with a nigga with no ACLs.

And then after I went to college, I just started using my student loan debt

because they won't let you die if you own student loans.

'Cause student loans is the only thing

that you can only pay with by dying.

This feel like the South.

I love Houston, it's like a big ass Atlanta.

My favorite Houston rapper, Pimp C. Pimp C once said something that meant everything to me. He said, "Nigga, I ain't so much shrimp.

I got eye-dyeing poison."

-Uh, armadillos are just Mexican turtles.

and if y'all remember, Doris L used to be able to have these buttons that you could press and see how much energy was left in the battery.

Nigga, it was full.

I hate when you talk to somebody and they say they got siblings and you only find out There's only one or two of them niggas.

That's not siblings.

This is what's wrong with the country.

We need big family energy back in the goddamn states.

You didn't hear the remote. Or if you better like me, if you real petty,

I'll take the batteries out that motherfucker.

Like, I don't care what you say, if y'all was in the woods, and you saw a white guy just appeared the whole time in your head,

you're like, "I wish this nigga was a grizzly bear."

And if we be honest, nigga, the scariest bears are white. Polar bears don't, all they do is kill. Nigga, that's just my biggest fear

is running to a polar bear with no Coca-Cola.

Actually, let me change that.

My biggest fear is running to a polar bear with Pepsi, nigga,

And then they say, "You gotta put your bag. "It's gotta fit in here." And if it don't, everybody that work in Frontier

get to beat your fucking ass.

They do, and they only hire niggas from Waffle House

so they know how to fight individually and as a unit.

And so I said, "Hey, man, nigga, you telling me "that Captain told you to come say that?

"The same nigga I just sold two Adderall to

"before we took off,

"this nigga go get on the intercom and go,

Sir, what do you know about buying $200 worth of pregnancy tests so you can pee on them, sir? Because you know you can't get pregnant,

you just really need the good news right now.

So then you chat GPT what kind of spider it is only to find out it's a black widow.

Nigga, I can't kill a black mom.

I have one of those.

And my dad, dad, this spider is my mom.

"Hey, sir. You're at your house." You know who wakes you up in a Waymo?

The Tempe Police in Phoenix, Arizona.

That's where I went to sleep in a waymo.

And these niggas weren't nice or kind at all.

She couldn't wake me up. She couldn't wake me up. She took my phone, unlocked it with my face,

and then called my mama.

Nigga, I was up.

Damn, you're Christian out of the play, nigga.

She did the same thing. Jamal! I met everybody one by one.

I made all 37 black people like I'm a black Noah's Ark.

They kept calling me the Daywalker.

They said I was blazed.

My friend Derek saw me look at the breast milk and he was like, "Yo, I bet you a hundred dollars "you won't drink Jackie's breast milk."

Nigga, I was already thinking about it.

"Why the fuck are you dancing over there?" And I was like, "Grandma, Santa's coming, don't worry. We all can rejoice."

She said, "Nigga, Santa ain't real."

He said, "That won't do." And then he came back into the house a couple of hours later, like a fully decorated tree and presents

from somebody else's house.

So we just started opening them in the Zinn.

You know what I'm saying?