David Lucas

RegularBlackMan

Career avg·2.73 bits/set·3.88 beats/set·0.64 punch density·1.32 tag density·49 sets

This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.50 punch density·0.75 tag density

Watch David Lucas’s set

Skips to 40:54 in the episode

[Bit 1]

If a girl got too many lights on her dashboard,

I'm not gonna fuck her wrong.

[Bit 2]

I was in this one bitch car and her dashboard

looked like an airplane cockpit.

I swear I saw a light come on that said,

landing gear failure.

I was like, what the?

[Bit 3]

When girls don't wear makeup,

and they wear a lot of makeup all the time,

and you finally see them without makeup,

don't it look like they have an allergy problems?

Like, "Bitch, have you been looking at the sun all day?

What the fuck is..."

[Bit 4]

But imagine, ladies, you wear makeup all the time

and your boyfriend don't know

what the fuck you really look like.

And then you die.

And they gotta go to the morgue to identify your body.

He's like, "Uh, I think that's her.

Can I see the pussy?"

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Dashboard warning lights could be a sexual red flag.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupIf a girl got too many lights on her dashboard,

punchlineI'm not gonna fuck her wrong.