William Montgomery

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This set·5 bits·5 beats·0.39 punch density·0.17 tag density

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[Bit 1]

- If y'all found out,

and if an AFX twin threw a bunch of Bitcoins in the ocean,

you'd all be like, "He's such a genius."

[Bit 2]

I got a bunch more AFX twin jokes.

I've been doing it three weeks in a row now

in case y'all didn't realize.

Before I got on stage, I saw images of explosions

along the Ukrainian border.

Oh, wait, no, that was just your brain

after listening to an AFX twin mixtape.

[Bit 3]

Neil Young's protest of Joe Rogan

was such a complete failure

that he was quietly snuck back on to Spotify.

Thank God, I can't wait to listen to "Cracklin' Rosie."

That's a Neil Diamond song for those that don't know.

[Bit 4]

In boxing news, Alex Jones is considering

fighting Logan Paul.

His finishing move is the Sandy Hook.

[Bit 5]

The Biden administration has appointed a man

who sodomizes other men dressed up as dogs

to be their nuclear waste expert.

You should never judge a book by its cover,

but the cover of this book is a man banging a dog.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Wasting cryptocurrency could be framed as artistic genius for an experimental musician.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setup- If y'all found out,

setupand if an AFX twin threw a bunch of Bitcoins in the ocean,

punchlineyou'd all be like, "He's such a genius."