William Montgomery

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Career avg·4.13 bits/set·4.51 beats/set·0.61 punch density·0.57 tag density·101 sets

This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.50 punch density·0.50 tag density

Watch William Montgomery’s set

Skips to 2:01:41 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Mattel Toy Company has just come out

with an autistic version of Barbie,

and luckily this version still has those great tits.

[Bit 2]

You're like, "Hey, if they don't have Monostat 1, just get Monostat 3."

Uh, yeah, that's like saying, "Hey, if the video store doesn't have Godfather Part 1,

just rent Godfather Part 3."

Are you kidding me?

One of those is a pharmaceutical masterpiece and the other one, uh, it has its flaws.

[Bit 3]

Somebody was telling me how much ice was in Minnesota, and I was like, "Uh, yeah, it's

January, you dumbass."

[Bit 4]

This weekend, I got a new Mercedes in Mario Kart!

If you get hit by a green shell, it costs twice as many coins.

The mechanic said it's the German design.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Sexualizing dolls is widely understood but rarely said aloud.”

Joke Type

elephant-in-the-room

Lines

setupMattel Toy Company has just come out

setupwith an autistic version of Barbie,

punchlineand luckily this version still has those great tits.