Martin Phillips

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This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.33 punch density·0.00 tag density

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[Bit 1]

I was in Vegas when people play poker.

Everyone has their tell.

My tell is when I accidentally drop on my car

and go, "Don't look, nobody look, time out, okay, come on, get me."

[Bit 2]

And then, and then as I brought my own gun to the roulette table, you know, I was like,

"I really, really needed to be 21."

[Bit 3]

Okay, I, uh, I, uh, when I used to work in middle school,

I would get a lot of advice from their little school girls and one of them told me she said

"If you like someone, you should find out where they live and let them know"

And I said "Martha, I'm not doing that again, I can't go back"

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Childhood molestation implies tragedy, but reveals comedy cred.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI was in Vegas when people play poker.

setupEveryone has their tell.

setupMy tell is when I accidentally drop on my car

punchlineand go, "Don't look, nobody look, time out, okay, come on, get me."