Ari Matti

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This set·1 bit·4 beats·0.38 punch density·0.25 tag density

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[Bit 1]

You know when you...

You know when you fuck a girl...

And then she gets upset that you told everybody

You fucked her

Yes, bitch, I told everybody I'm trying to show off

Trust me you don't want to be the one I fuck and then I tell nobody

I've had plenty of those.

Ladies, if you like fuck a coworker

and you don't hear about it a week later,

that's a bad sign.

That means you're a secret.

That means you look like a slob of shit.

There's plenty of women who would love a rumor.

Hey Agatha.

Hey Agatha, I heard you fucked Dory.

Maybe I did.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Sex gossip could be a compliment.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupYou know when you...

setupYou know when you fuck a girl...

setupAnd then she gets upset that you told everybody

setupYou fucked her

punchlineYes, bitch, I told everybody I'm trying to show off