Martin Phillips

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Career avg·2.77 bits/set·3.04 beats/set·0.58 punch density·0.97 tag density·26 sets

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.55 punch density·1.00 tag density

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Skips to 7:06 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I get--I get really

emotionally attached after sex,

so sex workers hate me, you know?

Like, "Quit calling."

I'm like, "I just want to talk."

[Bit 2]

Uh, you know, a deer loses her antlers

because of low testosterone.

So don't ever give a guy a hard time

for not being able to keep it up

because it could fall off, you know?

It could be way worse, you know?

And it's not for the deer.

They can't hide that.

It's obvious that everyone,

There are a pussy ass bitch.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Getting emotionally attached after sex implies romance, but reveals clinginess toward sex workers.”

Joke Type

misdirect

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setupI get--I get really

setupemotionally attached after sex,

punchlineso sex workers hate me, you know?

tagLike, "Quit calling."

tagI'm like, "I just want to talk."