Set 3 · Episode 721
Sean Stewart
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Career avg·2.00 bits/set·4.25 beats/set·0.53 punch density·0.75 tag density·4 sets
This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.50 punch density·1.33 tag density·Large Joke Book
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[Bit 1]
Can you guys tell I'm Cuban?
Hold on.
How about now?
Miami just showed up.
It's a hand-me-down.
[Bit 2]
When everybody finds out I'm Cuban,
they always ask me one thing.
They're like, "Hey, can you get me some Cuban cigars?"
No.
I don't even speak Spanish.
So now when they ask me that, I just whip my dick out.
I'm like, "You can smoke this."
But they're always disappointed.
They're expecting a BCC, a big Cuban cigar.
And I whip out a Swisher suite.
Doesn't even last as long as Swisher.
How do you measure penis in seconds, inches, or strokes?
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Cuban identity could be signaled by Miami clothes.”
Joke Type
reframeLines
setupCan you guys tell I'm Cuban?
setupHold on.
punchlineHow about now?
tagMiami just showed up.
tagIt's a hand-me-down.