David Lucas

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Career avg·2.73 bits/set·3.88 beats/set·0.64 punch density·1.32 tag density·49 sets

This set·3 bits·5 beats·0.57 punch density·0.60 tag density

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Skips to 56:20 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I'm kinda mad they overturned Roe vs. Wade.

'Cause if they weren't for Roe vs. Wade,

I would have 17 kids.

So I'm glad they overturned that shit.

[Bit 2]

But even if they make abortions illegal,

they still make coat hangers.

What are you scared of?

Or put a girl in a pickup truck

and hit a whole bunch of speed bumps

going 80 miles an hour.

She was like, "My stomach hurt."

I'm like, "Yes, bitch."

[Bit 3]

Every girl that fuck with me get Plan B

whether she know it or not, you know what I'm saying?

They do, man.

I make that morning time Plan B smoothie.

She's like, "Oh my God, this is bitter.

What's in it, Ginger?"

I'm like, "Yeah, bitch, it's gonna clean you out real good."

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Overturning abortion rights implies outrage, but reveals relief from child-support consequences.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI'm kinda mad they overturned Roe vs. Wade.

setup'Cause if they weren't for Roe vs. Wade,

punchlineI would have 17 kids.

tagSo I'm glad they overturned that shit.