2025-04-01

Set 1 · Episode 713

Jack Shaw

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I'm very happy I just got an acting manager.

I've always wanted to be an actor,

and I don't love the types of auditions

that they're sending me out for.

The first audition I ever got was for a college student

who gets the shit kicked out of him.

And I don't know if you know how acting works,

but a casting director saw my face and said,

"This kid is perfect to have the shit kicked out of him."

And then my favorite audition I got

was for "Creepy '80s Porn Projectionist,"

which I fucking nailed.

And then most recently, I went out for "Dumb Guy #2,"

who is sensitive to sound and cannot make eye contact.

So I think my type is fucking autistic.

And turns out I did well

'cause I got a callback for that role,

and it was down to me and a guy named Trevor,

who was, like, severely autistic.

And somehow I got the part, guys.

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setupI'm very happy I just got an acting manager.

setupI've always wanted to be an actor,

setupand I don't love the types of auditions

setupthat they're sending me out for.

setupThe first audition I ever got was for a college student

setupwho gets the shit kicked out of him.

setupAnd I don't know if you know how acting works,

setupbut a casting director saw my face and said,

punchline"This kid is perfect to have the shit kicked out of him."