Martin Phillips

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Career avg·2.77 bits/set·3.04 beats/set·0.58 punch density·0.97 tag density·26 sets

This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.54 punch density·0.75 tag density

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Skips to 9:46 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I stay at hotels, nice hotels can be expensive.

It's like dang, $400, the prostitute was $800,

and I'm losing money.

[Bit 2]

I, I, I soda, my favorite soda is Sprite with concerto.

It's an acquired taste.

It's like sure I'm fucked up, but I don't have a cold.

[Bit 3]

I, I, I take my dog places.

He's not a assistant dog, but you know,

You know what's gonna question it?

Uh, bye.

I think I can bring any animal with me, you know?

I think they'd be like, "Oh, yes.

That raccoon helps him."

Uh, yes.

He has--he has hands.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Staying at a hotel implies lodging costs, but reveals a prostitute costs more.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI stay at hotels, nice hotels can be expensive.

punchlineIt's like dang, $400, the prostitute was $800,

tagand I'm losing money.