Fiona Cauley

Golden TicketWomanDisabled

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·2.43 beats/set·0.36 punch density·0.52 tag density·7 sets

This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.40 punch density·1.00 tag density

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[Bit 1]

- So when I became wheelchair bound,

I was really concerned about being able to get around

like the infrastructure of things,

specifically cobblestone.

It really concerned me, okay?

But I'll let y'all know,

If you're a woman in a wheelchair, cobblestone...

It is just public masturbation.

If y'all see me out there doing donuts,

mind your fucking business.

[Bit 2]

- I did recently lose 10 pounds

of muscle 'cause I'm dying.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Rolling over cobblestone in a wheelchair could be public masturbation for women.”

Joke Type

reframe

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setup- So when I became wheelchair bound,

setupI was really concerned about being able to get around

setuplike the infrastructure of things,

setupspecifically cobblestone.

setupIt really concerned me, okay?

setupBut I'll let y'all know,

setupIf you're a woman in a wheelchair, cobblestone...

punchlineIt is just public masturbation.

tagIf y'all see me out there doing donuts,

tagmind your fucking business.