Fiona Cauley on Kill Tony
7 sets·2.00 bits/set·2.43 beats/set·0.36 punch density·0.52 tag density
About Fiona Cauley's sets
Fiona Cauley has done 7 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #668 (18 June 2024) and the latest on episode #728 (22 July 2025).
Fiona Cauley won a Golden Ticket, Tony's promise of a spot on a future episode.
Fiona Cauley has performed for guest panels including Greg Fitzsimmons, Matt Rife, Tony Caruso (Adam Ray) and Kid Rock.
Fiona Cauley averages 0.36 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is fewer than 55% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
Fiona Cauley's punch density went from 0.23 in the first set to 0.17 in the latest.
On average Fiona Cauley follows each punchline with 0.52 tags.
Of the 17 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 10 are misdirect jokes, ahead of reframe (5).
Appearances
| Episode | Date | Guest panel | Bits | Punch density | Tag density |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| KT #728 | 22 July 2025 | Greg Fitzsimmons | 2 | 0.17 | 0.33 |
| KT #725 | 1 July 2025 | Matt Rife, Tony Caruso (Adam Ray) | 2 | 0.20 | 0.00 |
| KT #715 | 22 Apr 2025 | Kid Rock, Mark Normand | 2 | 0.57 | 0.33 |
| KT #704 | 8 Feb 2025 | 2024 Heb Arena (Day One) | 2 | 0.67 | 1.00 |
| KT #691 | - | James Mccann, Ari Matti | 2 | 0.30 | 0.50 |
| KT #676 | 13 Aug 2024 | Sam Morril, Chad Daniels | 2 | 0.40 | 1.00 |
| KT #668 | 18 June 2024 | Sam Tallent | 2 | 0.23 | 0.50 |
Jokes from Fiona Cauley's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #72822 July 2025
Yeah, no. And then he goes, "Yeah, I'm learning English, so." You talk so slow.
It's so helpful.
You know what I mean? Like, God took care of it. I don't need this man.
My point is, Duolingo can suck my dick.
Duolingo can suck my wee-wee, or what?
KT #7251 July 2025
No? It's true. Like, um, the harder it is for you to go to the bathroom by yourself. The more street grid you have.
The Crips or whatever.
Like, if I see some bitch, okay, in a rented scooter...
she's holding the door for me.
KT #71522 Apr 2025
So, I did recently get engaged.
I really use the hell out of my make-a-wish.
I'm marrying John Cena.
KT #7048 Feb 2025
- So people, they are very curious about my dating life 'cause I think it's hard for them to imagine that someone would be willing to take all this on.
on. But I'll let y'all know men fucking love women that can't run away. Y'all know what
I'm talking about.
Rape.
- Like if a 16 year old me could see me now,
she'd be like, "Fiona, why the fuck are we in a wheelchair?"
KT #691
and caught him cheating on me. I think the most frustrating part about that was just how lazy it was.
You know, like go upstairs.
He was the kind of guy that would argue with me about having to wear a condom. I did, I figured out a foolproof way to end that argument.
I told him that my disability was contagious.
But you know that motherfucker was like, "How contagious?"
KT #67613 Aug 2024
It really concerned me, okay? But I'll let y'all know, If you're a woman in a wheelchair, cobblestone...
It is just public masturbation.
If y'all see me out there doing donuts,
mind your fucking business.
- I did recently lose 10 pounds
of muscle 'cause I'm dying.
KT #66818 June 2024
from a wheelchair. And, you know, for me personally, the hardest part is just how unaware everyone is
of what a great ass I have.
Take my word for it.
she couldn't walk the next day." Rude. Well, uh, I'm looking for a man
who can bug me so good that I can?