William Montgomery

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This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.57 punch density·0.00 tag density

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[Bit 1]

To me the biggest mystery about the Trump assassination attempt

is how in the hell did Hillary Clinton's fat ass climb up on the roof of that building?

[Bit 2]

My girlfriend wants me to consider a brother-husband.

What the fuck does that even mean?

[Bit 3]

Guess y'all heard the news Dr. Ruth died.

Rest in peace to the woman who taught me how to orgasm.

[Bit 4]

I'm developing a new subdivision aimed at attracting middle-class working Italian families.

I'm going to call it Pizza Gate.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“The Trump assassination attempt implies security questions, but reveals Hillary Clinton was the shooter.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupTo me the biggest mystery about the Trump assassination attempt

punchlineis how in the hell did Hillary Clinton's fat ass climb up on the roof of that building?