2025-03-25

Set 9 · Episode 712

Juanita

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Career avg·1.60 bits/set·2.40 beats/set·1.10 punch density·2.03 tag density·5 sets

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.73 punch density·1.67 tag density·Large Joke Book

Watch Juanita’s set

Skips to 1:22:39 in the episode

[Bit 1]

- Hey, so I started working at a restaurant

and I'm annoyed with my manager

because she doesn't say anything

to the little kids running around.

And I used to be a corporate manager and I would lie.

So I'd be like, "Hey, you guys,

we don't want the kids running around

because we have some broken glass."

Or, "Hey, y'all, we just had a service dog

eat a piece of Oreo cheesecake and diarrhea all over the main dining room.

We're going to want to keep the kids right here.

Hey, y'all.

Our buster is a registered sex offender.

And he's really horny.

And your kids are super hot.

So we're just going to want to keep them neatly stowed right here

at the table.

[Bit 2]

Anybody uncircumcised?

Yeah, me too.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A child-safety warning could be fake restaurant biohazard control.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setup- Hey, so I started working at a restaurant

setupand I'm annoyed with my manager

setupbecause she doesn't say anything

setupto the little kids running around.

setupAnd I used to be a corporate manager and I would lie.

setupSo I'd be like, "Hey, you guys,

setupwe don't want the kids running around

setupbecause we have some broken glass."

setupOr, "Hey, y'all, we just had a service dog

punchlineeat a piece of Oreo cheesecake and diarrhea all over the main dining room.

tagWe're going to want to keep the kids right here.