William Montgomery

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Career avg·4.13 bits/set·4.51 beats/set·0.61 punch density·0.57 tag density·101 sets

This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.27 punch density·0.00 tag density

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Skips to 8:28 in the episode

[Bit 1]

There's a new sexual identity

that's becoming very popular.

It's called self-partnered, but it's weird

because when I was growing up,

they just called that jacking off.

[Bit 2]

I'm over here twerking my ass off,

and y'all can't even make it rain?

That is the disgruntled undercover cop

in an all-black club.

[Bit 3]

This next one is a gastroenterologist about to retire,

but he finds out he has one last colonoscopy to perform.

Man, I'm getting too old for this shit!

[Bit 4]

An Air India flight had to turn around

to go back to the airport

because it smelled so bad in the cabin

and people were surprised by that.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“'Self-partnered' can mean solo identity or masturbation.”

Joke Type

double-meaning

Lines

setupThere's a new sexual identity

setupthat's becoming very popular.

setupIt's called self-partnered, but it's weird

setupbecause when I was growing up,

punchlinethey just called that jacking off.