Drew Nickens

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Career avg·2.21 bits/set·4.79 beats/set·0.63 punch density·0.88 tag density·14 sets

This set·3 bits·6 beats·0.67 punch density·0.33 tag density

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[Bit 1]

- I love the Lord.

And I love black church.

I just hate when I'm the only one in my family

that gets searched for weapons.

Fuck you, Dilla Ruth.

[Bit 2]

I'm a feminist and a degenerate gambler.

That's why I love betting on female boxing.

I mean, I stopped watching porn for three months because I was so deep in the research.

You ever been so ugly that people can't believe that you're a biological woman?

Mauricio Suleiman says that women shouldn't be able to box more than two minute rounds.

I say, "Fuck that.

I think they could box three minute rounds.

And they could be drafted.

[Bit 3]

I also know that there's no such thing

as a women's power puncher.

The last one I knew retired 14 years ago.

And his name is Chris Brown.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Loving church implies worship, but reveals weapons searches.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setup- I love the Lord.

setupAnd I love black church.

setupI just hate when I'm the only one in my family

punchlinethat gets searched for weapons.

tagFuck you, Dilla Ruth.