Mike Eaton

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Career avg·1.50 bits/set·3.50 beats/set·0.80 punch density·1.88 tag density·2 sets

This set·1 bit·4 beats·0.79 punch density·1.75 tag density·Large Joke Book

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[Bit 1]

My favorite human trafficker,

favorite, is probably Harriet Tubman.

Right?

I mean, everyone else did it for money.

She did it for the love of the game.

She's just like moving people, that's a bad bitch.

She ran the Underground Railroad for 12 years,

and I used to ask people if they knew

how many people she saved.

And I had to stop because a guy in Kansas said, "Too many."

A girl in San Francisco raised her hand to answer,

and she had armpit hair, so I was like,

"Gross, put it down," you know?

And then she said, "120,000."

I was like, "You might be worse than the racist guy,

'cause you're retarded, right?"

The actual answer is 70, which is good.

Just feels a bit low.

I thought she was a hero.

It's not a railroad. That's a bus stop.

Most of you are still convinced that is the bitch from the bus.

It's a different one. [ Laughter ]

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Transporting people across borders for free could be human trafficking.”

Joke Type

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setupMy favorite human trafficker,

punchlinefavorite, is probably Harriet Tubman.

tagRight?

tagI mean, everyone else did it for money.

tagShe did it for the love of the game.

tagShe's just like moving people, that's a bad bitch.