William Montgomery

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[Bit 1]

I'm boycotting the Olympics until they bring back the three-wheeler race.

[Bit 2]

If musical chairs was an Olympic competition, I'd still do steroids.

[Bit 3]

And by the way, anybody talking shit about steroids

hasn't felt the rush of feeling your balls shrink in real time.

[Bit 4]

And also I was thinking that dudes' kids probably aren't that smart.

That guy seemed like a dumbass kind of, I'm sure as fuck it,

I'm sure as fuck it, he was lying about his stupid kids.

[Bit 5]

I'm thinking about getting the Olympic rings

tattooed on my butt, so if you get a chance to see it,

you'll be like, "Oh, you competed in the Olympics,"

and I'll be like, "Ask my pimp after you pay him."

[Bit 6]

I remember watching the Summer Olympics as a kid,

and it'd be wrestling, and I'd see the American walk out,

and I would wonder to myself, "Where is Hulk Hogan?

Does our Olympic committee not watch television?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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“I'm boycotting the Olympics until they bring back the three-wheeler race.”

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punchlineI'm boycotting the Olympics until they bring back the three-wheeler race.