William Montgomery

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[Bit 1]

Whoopi Goldberg is so mad Trump got elected that she claims she is now refusing to have

sex.

I'm mad too.

In fact, I'm so mad Trump got elected

that I'm now refusing to play in the NFL.

Hey, nobody try to have sex with your old ass bitch!

[Bit 2]

Liam Payne, ex-member of the popular boy band One Direction,

recently jumped off the third floor balcony to his death.

One Direction, yeah, straight down.

[Bit 3]

- An Oregon government official was recently suspended

for hiring people based on their qualifications

rather than their sexual orientation.

Okay, that's a joke.

Just literally be the headline there.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Whoopi refusing sex is like refusing the NFL because both reject unavailable opportunities.”

Joke Type

analogy

Lines

setupWhoopi Goldberg is so mad Trump got elected that she claims she is now refusing to have

setupsex.

setupI'm mad too.

setupIn fact, I'm so mad Trump got elected

punchlinethat I'm now refusing to play in the NFL.

tagHey, nobody try to have sex with your old ass bitch!