Sir Winston Pickles

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Career avg·3.33 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.80 punch density·0.43 tag density·3 sets

This set·4 bits·4 beats·1.17 punch density·0.75 tag density

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Skips to 5:36 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Anybody else relieved when a severe weather warning turns out to be just an amber alert?

[Bit 2]

I've actually lost my cell phone. I accidentally put it in Malaysian airplane mode.

So, that's gone.

[Bit 3]

I've been married twice, buried my first wife.

Shallow grave in the woods.

No, that's just a joke everyone.

Filmed as patio.

[Bit 4]

The second marriage that ended when I found out my wife was a swinger.

I know I had no clue, no idea.

Left work early one Friday, sneaked home, crept in the house, snuck up the stairs, opened

the bedroom door.

There she was.

She'd hanged herself.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Anybody else relieved when a severe weather warning turns out to be just an amber alert?”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

punchlineAnybody else relieved when a severe weather warning turns out to be just an amber alert?