Set 6 · Episode 710
Ari Matti
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Career avg·2.08 bits/set·4.28 beats/set·0.56 punch density·1.00 tag density·25 sets
This set·1 bit·6 beats·0.67 punch density·1.33 tag density·Small Joke Book
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[Bit 1]
So I've been trying to assimilate,
fit in to the American culture.
I've been trying to listen to some of your music.
Um, last week I listened to a whole album of Taylor Swift.
Whew!
What a pile of shit, huh?
How is she famous?
How is she doing fucking stadiums in Shanghai?
Who the fuck goes to these concerts?
Jesus Christ, ISIS, pull your shit together.
Bomb the concert.
How many letters do I have to write?
You hate...
ISIS hates women and gay people, dude.
At a Taylor Swift concert?
The homo per square meter.
Did you blow up a Taylor Swift concert next day?
Perfect society.
It's like children's music, no?
♪ I have a T-shirt ♪
What?
If you're a grown woman
and you listen to Taylor Swift
and I fuck you,
I should go to prison.
'Cause I'm clearly banging.
I'm mentally challenged.
Retarded ass bitch.
No wonder she's dating a football player, you know?
Only a man with C.T. fucking.
Those two retards at home.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Listening to American music implies cultural assimilation, but reveals garbage.”
Joke Type
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setupSo I've been trying to assimilate,
setupfit in to the American culture.
setupI've been trying to listen to some of your music.
setupUm, last week I listened to a whole album of Taylor Swift.
setupWhew!
punchlineWhat a pile of shit, huh?