William Montgomery

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Career avg·4.13 bits/set·4.51 beats/set·0.61 punch density·0.57 tag density·101 sets

This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.71 punch density·0.25 tag density

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[Bit 1]

A white woman is suing a fertility clinic

because she gave birth to a black baby,

and weirdly enough, the exact opposite thing

happened to my mother.

When she saw me come out, she said, "Oh, hell no!"

[Bit 2]

North Korea has outlawed eating hot dogs.

Apparently real dogs were getting their feelings hurt.

[Bit 3]

California Congressman Eric Swalwell, the guy who was fucking a Chinese spy, said

Trump is responsible for the recent plane crashes. No Eric, that would be

Hillary Clinton! Hooters is thinking about filing for bankruptcy. They're

[Bit 4]

trying to decide whether to file a chapter 7, a chapter 11, or a chapter 36.

It's Double D!

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A fertility mix-up implies wrong-race birth, but reveals maternal rejection.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupA white woman is suing a fertility clinic

setupbecause she gave birth to a black baby,

setupand weirdly enough, the exact opposite thing

setuphappened to my mother.

punchlineWhen she saw me come out, she said, "Oh, hell no!"