Henry Cruz

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Career avg·4.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.82 punch density·1.25 tag density·1 set

This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.82 punch density·1.25 tag density·Medium Joke Book

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Skips to 24:51 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Yeah, I recently realized I got fat

Yeah, like I went to the strip club and she started playing with my titties

Well, I yo leave my titties alone. I got sister nipples

[Bit 2]

No, but I'm trying to lose weight cuz I'm trying to date, you know, but I'm 5 5 but on tinder on 5 9

[Bit 3]

But that's still not good enough women like you're short. I don't like to think about it that way

I'm the average height of a woman. I don't I don't feel like a short man. I feel like a bad bitch

Period, slay.

Whatever they say.

[Bit 4]

No, but I found a way to get taller, right?

You could have surgery.

But what they don't tell you is it only makes you

three inches taller.

So you want me to go to surgery so I could be 5'8"?

I mean, fuck off.

If I'm adding three inches to anywhere,

it's not gonna be my height.

Like, three inches won't make me six feet tall,

but it'll finally make me six inches.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Weight gain becomes so extreme that it looks like breasts.”

Joke Type

hyperbole

Lines

setupYeah, I recently realized I got fat

punchlineYeah, like I went to the strip club and she started playing with my titties

tagWell, I yo leave my titties alone. I got sister nipples