William Montgomery

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[Bit 1]

Remember when they stormed Osama Bin Laden's safe house and they claim they found pornos?

I'm starting to think he was just watching Diddy and Abraca.

[Bit 2]

Texas just banned the sale of all marijuana products,

and the Republicans seem very excited.

You know who else is very excited?

The cartels.

[Bit 3]

Daft Punk is releasing a new anime movie.

It's called Nerd Alert.

[Bit 4]

But seriously, you can tell Daft Punk are French robots

because they smoke cigarettes and cheat on their wives.

[Bit 5]

The price of eggs is so high,

I started selling my girlfriends.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Pornography found in a terrorist's safe house could be celebrity scandal recordings rather than conventional adult content.”

Joke Type

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setupRemember when they stormed Osama Bin Laden's safe house and they claim they found pornos?

punchlineI'm starting to think he was just watching Diddy and Abraca.