David Lucas

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Career avg·2.73 bits/set·3.88 beats/set·0.64 punch density·1.32 tag density·49 sets

This set·3 bits·3 beats·1.18 punch density·3.33 tag density

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Skips to 43:43 in the episode

[Bit 1]

My Google search history is wicked.

I got stupid shit in my Google search like,

does crack really help you lose weight?

That's the kind of stupid shit I got.

[Bit 2]

I want to adopt a white baby.

Like, I want to adopt a white retarded baby.

I want to adopt a white retarded baby

so I can teach him how to call people the N-word.

So they can be like, "Oh my God!"

I'm like, "Hey, bitch, don't you see he got a helmet on?"

He got a helmet on, this nigga don't know

what the fuck he doing.

This motherfucker is drooling out the mouth.

He don't know what the fuck he is doing, man.

He ain't never hurt nobody.

[Bit 3]

Like yeah, I should be able to adopt a white kid.

I mean, white people adopt black babies all the time.

You know what I'm saying?

White people carry around black babies

like they design their handbags.

Like this the new nigga by Gucci.

- 2018 fall collection.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Crack could be practical weight-loss advice.”

Joke Type

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setupMy Google search history is wicked.

setupI got stupid shit in my Google search like,

punchlinedoes crack really help you lose weight?

tagThat's the kind of stupid shit I got.