Hans Kim

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Career avg·3.24 bits/set·4.24 beats/set·0.59 punch density·0.49 tag density·49 sets

This set·6 bits·6 beats·0.41 punch density·0.17 tag density

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Skips to 8:17 in the episode

[Bit 1]

It's good to be here with Meatwad from Aquatine,

Hunger Force and Canadian Pete Davidson.

[Bit 2]

I'm an Asian man.

I'll be the female comedian of the night.

[Bit 3]

You know, a lot of ladies are worried about having a thigh gap, but if you're with me,

you don't have to worry about that shit, because I got really skinny hands and I can

and finger you from any angle.

[Bit 4]

I'm looking for a woman who doesn't believe

in too many isms, you know, capitalism,

or communism, or autism.

[Bit 5]

A lot of dates go poorly with me

'cause girls never wanna admit they're on a date with me,

even when they're on a date with me.

[Bit 6]

It's like asking a guy at a basketball court,

"Hey, you wanna play basketball?"

And he's like, "I'm just here to make friends."

Why is everything about basketball with you?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A panel pairing is like celebrity lookalikes because both rely on recognizable resemblance.”

Joke Type

analogy

Lines

setupIt's good to be here with Meatwad from Aquatine,

punchlineHunger Force and Canadian Pete Davidson.