William Montgomery

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Career avg·4.13 bits/set·4.51 beats/set·0.61 punch density·0.57 tag density·101 sets

This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.53 punch density·1.25 tag density

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[Bit 1]

A Russian judge sentenced women's basketball player,

Brittany Griner, to nine years in prison.

Crazy she had to go all the way to Russia

to get it from the man.

It's just a long ways away, that's what I felt.

[Bit 2]

Biden's forgiving everybody's student loans.

If I'd known he was gonna do that,

I wouldn't have robbed all those people

in the Kmart parking lot

to put myself through medical school.

12 fucking longest years of my life!

[Bit 3]

The other day I hooked up my dick to Fiber Optic Internet.

I came in seconds.

[Bit 4]

Gustavo Arnall, the CFO of Bed Bath and Beyond

jumped to his death this past weekend in Manhattan

allegedly due to fraud.

But I think we all know it's because

Apex Twin hasn't released a full length LP since 2014.

Gustavo fucking loved Apex Twin.

He hasn't released an LP since 2014.

Come on!

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“"Get it from the man" can mean state punishment or sex with a male authority.”

Joke Type

double-meaning

Lines

setupA Russian judge sentenced women's basketball player,

setupBrittany Griner, to nine years in prison.

setupCrazy she had to go all the way to Russia

punchlineto get it from the man.

tagIt's just a long ways away, that's what I felt.